omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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