I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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