So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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