Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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