I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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