Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Randomize
