You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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