I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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