i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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