I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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