I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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