bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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