I want to stick my p in your. b.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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