i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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