Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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