Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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