I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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