i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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