Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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