I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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