This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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