do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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