ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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