i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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