i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
We had sex on a dog bed..
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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