and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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