Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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