fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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