I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
it's great music for shaving your balls
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
These tits shall not be calmed
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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