my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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