my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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