dude i'm inner monologue high
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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