I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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