Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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