if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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