Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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