We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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