We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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