So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
