in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
bring money and cleavage
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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