I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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