Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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