grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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