the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i just had sex bonerless
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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