This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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