It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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