Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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