put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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