you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize