So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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