...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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