scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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