nut hugger
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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