Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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